Sunday, March 1, 2009

Save The Date: March 2009 Schedule of Events


February 23 - March 15
Arabesque: Arts of the Arab World - Washington, DC

March 4
Family Program: Latke - Hamantashen Debate - Washington, DC


March 5
Dining Out For Life - Washington, DC

March 16
St Patrick's Day

March 20 - March 21
The Smithsonian Presents Food Network Star Alton Brown - Washington, DC

March 25
Cultural Tourism DC's 2009 Gala: The Embassy Chef Challenge - Washington, DC

March 28 - April 12
National Cherry Blossom Festival - Washington, DC

Thursday, February 26, 2009

This Weekend Under $100: One Weekend Under A Groove


While certainly enjoyable, It’s important never to forget that an elaborate meal does not in and of it’s self constitute a successful night out on the town. Nor does a simple one preclude it. To that end, this Friday forget reservations, fancy clothes and other such frivolous pretense, and make your way down to U Street for the arguably some of the finest chilidogs and funk music around.

Bens Chili Bowl is a DC institution that really needs no introduction. Since the late 50’s the late-night eatery has lured celebrity and layperson alike with their world-class chilidogs, half-smokes, and milkshakes. Located on U St. between 12th and 13th, start your evening off at Ben’s with a couple of their signature dogs (or if meat isn't your thing, the vegetarian chili). Satisfied but not stuffed, next take the short stroll over to the 9:30 Club at 815 V St., where the legendary funk pioneer George Clinton will be performing with Parliament Funkadelic. There is a good chance that even if the name is new, you are familiar with their music, and if not then you are in for a treat. I saw George Clinton perform with P-Funk a few years ago and it was easily one of the most fun shows I have ever had the pleasure of attending.


Doors open at 8:00 PM, but I would get there a bit on the early side to grab a spot up in the balcony. The acoustics are better, and trust me when I say that you’re not going to want to miss a moment of the spectacle.

No, its neither haute cuisine, nor a night at the opera, but if your looking to get fed and get funky this weekend, look no further.

George Clinton Tickets - $40 each
Chili Dogs - $3.60 each
Total - $87.20

This Weekend Under $60: Zaytinya and Arabesque


Most of what we see and hear about the Middle East nowadays is pretty bad. Ultra-nationalists in power in Israel. Political discord in Palestine. Enriched uranium in Iran. None of that sounds very nice. But the Middle East possesses a wealth of fantastic food and culture to offer to us. The food is rich in delicious spices and the music and art is flavored by years of cultural diffusion between Europe and Asia. This Weekend Under $60 highlights some of this food and culture, taking us to José Andrés' Zaytinya and to the Kennedy Center's Millennium Stage Arabesque series.

Zaytinya is a modern reworking of traditional Middle Eastern foods and flavors. Perched right by the Verizon Center, this restaurant is a Middle Eastern oasis from the hustle and bustle of the Metro Center area. The walls are clad in the purest white, and lit by candles arranged around the restaurant. It is a romantic but certainly lively spot, with a bar that always seems busy. Be sure to make reservations as this is quite a popular spot, especially if there is an event going on at the Verizon Center. Zaytinya is still offering restaurant week specials until the first of March. However, for our purposes we will sample some of the fantastic tapas offered here. The restaurant is primarily a tapas spot, offering small plates of re-imagined Middle Eastern food. Select 5 or 6 of them to share between two people. I would suggest starting with one of their spreads served with pita (try the Taramosalata). Next select a sampling of the other small plates. For vegetable plates I would suggest the Kolokithokeftedes (Zucchini and cheese fritters) or Piyaz (giganes bean salad with kale). For meat plates I would suggest the Adana (lamb) Kebab or Kalamata Sirloin. After sampling some of the best, albeit not traditional, Middle Eastern food in the district head to the Kennedy Center for their free Arabesque Series

The Kennedy Center uses their Millennium Stage series to bring unusual and international artists to the nation's capital. It focuses more on the contemporary, the ethnic, and even better it's completely free. This month they are hosting Arabesque: Arts of the Arab World. Representative artists from all 22 nations of the Arab League will perform at the Kennedy Center running through March 15. Friday will host a Somalian hip-hop artist K’NAAN. Growing up during the Somalian civil war his experiences have vividly shaped his music. He has been described as a mix between the reggae of Bob Marley with the consciousness of American hip hop. Saturday will feature Nawal an acoustic based lyricist and vocalist. She hails from the Comoros Islands off of the East Coast of Africa. She plays five different acoustic instruments and sings in four different languages. Both of these artists promise fantastic if strikingly different performances.

Directions to Zaytinya: Orange/Blue line to Metro Center. Red line to Gallery Place. Exit at 9th and G and cross the street.

Directions to Kennedy Center: I mean, really? It's that huge, gigantic, famous building right on the river.

Spreads: $7 each
5 Tapas: $8 each
Arabesque Performance: Free

Total: $47 plus tax and tip

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Backlot Barbeque


The Spaniards have gone too far! Yes, those molecular gastronomical-asses in Spain have dared to mess with my beloved barbeque. What am I talking about you ask? Recently, a friend of mine sent me a link thinking I would be interested in crystallized barbeque sauce. The caption is what got me, “the flavor of ribs without the mess.” This reminded me of another common misconception about barbeque: the taste comes from the sauce or the rub. While these components are often essential, the real flavor in barbeque comes from long hours of low temperatures and the fat dripping and running all over whatever cut of meat you are smoking. Barbeque sauce is not a way to make your cooking process better, because the crux of any good barbeque is having someone who will take the time to cook the meat properly. Sauces and rubs do not give you the taste of barbeque. Sauces and rubs are ways to enhance or vary flavor, because barbeque is really the blending of that smoky flavor with whatever type of rub you apply.

In fact, while we are on the subject, sauces should never be applied during the smoking process until maybe 30 minutes before the cooking process is complete. In some barbeque cultures sauce is non-essential though. The reason you have to wait on applying sauce is because if you apply sauce too early it will burn off on your meat and give you a burnt flavor – you don’t want this.

Alright, I think that is enough talk about what to do with your meat for one day. I am presently counting down the days until a nice spring weekend allows for a proper cookout to happen. I hope you are doing the same.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Canadian Connoisseur and The Communist Langolier: Founding Farmers


Organic and Delicious? Founding Farmers impresses a stuffy-nosed Langolier.

Confucius once said that one should never eat good food with a stuffy nose. Two and a half thousand years later that quote remains true and, as it happens, your friendly neighborhood Langolier has been suffering with a severe case of viral rhinitis for the last week. It’s an interesting feeling, eating without being able to smell, your tongue feels the sensation of the food and your brain is able to apprehend the flavor that is about to be tasted, but that flavor never comes and you’re left with a feeling of discontent comparable only to sexual frustration. Nonetheless, I had a date with a very cute little lady from Tennessee and was neither willing nor able to surpass a chance to hit up a fine establishment like Founding Farmers during restaurant week.

First of all, let me take a minute to sing an ode to the miracle that is restaurant week in Washington DC. My good friends Matt and Ting – both true aficionados of cuisine - went to no less than six restaurants over the past week. That’s what I call taking advantage of a bargain! Sadly, your correspondent is both too busy and too destitute to be living that kind of lifestyle. Still, a three course meal with wine for only thirty dollars is a luxury that I could splurge on.


Located in the new IMF building, “Founding Farmers” has an atmosphere that somehow manages to combine urban hipness with rural coziness. It’s a difficult trick to accomplish and my compliments go to the architect. The first floor has a bar and truly huge, wooden tables. Walk upstairs and you will find silo-shaped booths and a nice view unto Pennsylvania Avenue. The location and ambiance make this restaurant ideal for GW students who are looking to throw down twenty-five bucks for a solid meal. However, I’ll let my partner the Canadian Connoisseur discuss such details and I’ll get to the part that really interests me – the chow.

Although I may be a voracious consumer of all types of life forms, that does not mean that I don’t treasure our environment or support animal rights. Founding Farmers focuses on small farmers – people who helped to establish our nation and today continue to provide us with delicious homegrown food. The restaurant is serious about providing its costumers with organic, local, and family-farmed sourced fare. Most of their meats are produced on free ranged farms and the vegetables are grown without chemical and biological enhancements. Even their water undergoes reverse osmosis by a special machine that they have in the restaurant! I never thought that DC tap water could taste so good!

For my entrée I had a very tasty “Late Harvest” Salad – a concoction of caramelized onions, apples, bacon, and bleu cheese that, admittedly, would have tasted a lot better if I was less sick and could sense all the flavors. One expects “Founding Farmers” to have a good selection of salads and the restaurant does not disappoint. Entrée salads are a bit small to satisfy a hungry guy, but the little salads go well along with an entrée. For my main course I decided to go with a dish that even my nose could not ruin – good, ole’ fashioned meat-loaf with Yukon gold mashed potatoes. Mmmmmm, mmmmm, good! Other entrees that I would recommend are the rotisserie chicken, herb crusted prime rib, and any of the homemade pastas. One thing that I did not get, but will certainly savor next time I hit up this joint, is one of their signature cocktails. The menu claims that “our specially trained bar chefs bring this lost art back from its heyday”. I never realized that the art of making drinks was lost, but I have a feeling that “Hemingway’s Frappe” with Absinthe or “Chelsea’s Manhattan” with Chai-infused Vermouth could bring anyone back to the Halcyon days of old when men were men, food was organic, and drinks cost a nickel. Well, not exactly, but overall I found the restaurant to be reasonably priced for a working professional. As for GW students, in today’s economy I’d save this one for a special occasion.



I have to begin by giving my partner big props for our Restaurant Week pick. I had wanted to try Founding Farmers ever since it opened sometime last year (it was their “green” mission that interested me most), so when I learned that we had a reservation there, I was pretty excited….and then, when I found out that their Restaurant Week menu included wine, I was smitten. I’m no Restaurant Week authority, by any means, but this is the only place I know of that actually includes a glass of wine in the price of dinner…what a deal!

So like I said, it was the “green” aspect of this new restaurant that intrigued me from the start, and once we were seated, our friendly waiter told us more of the details. Not only does Founding Farmers get most of its ingredients from local sustainable farms, but the entire place was specifically designed in an eco-friendly manner. The restaurant employs great habits like on-site recycling, making use of natural daylight, and using solar energy (just to name a few) in an effort to reduce their carbon footprint. Come on, how could you not feel good about supporting this place? We were feeling good about this meal, even before we looked at the menu!

First, we ordered our wines: one was an organic Chardonnay from Chile, and the other was an Argentinean Malbec from a sustainable winery called Yellow + Blue (equals “green”…get it?). Both of the wines available with the Restaurant Week dinner were regularly $8 or $9 a glass, and among the cheaper of the options on the wine by the glass list. We had barely had time to taste the wine before our salads arrived. I had the Farmer’s Salad - an interesting mixture of avocado, medjool dates, tomatoes, almonds, and chunks of fresh parmesan cheese. I have to admit, it’s not a combination I would have ever thought of myself, but it turned out to be surprisingly delicious! For my entrée, I had the Plank Salmon with a lemon-herb sauce. It had been smoked on a piece of Cedar wood, so it had a rich smoky flavor. With it, came the vegetable of the day, which happened to be some nice garlicky Swiss Chard. For desert, we had homemade ice cream and a big piece of Red Velvet cake. The cake was really red, though not so velvety, but it was topped with undoubtedly the best homemade cream cheese icing either of us had ever tasted.

Although our choices on this particular visit were somewhat constricted by what was included as part of the Restaurant Week deal, there were lots of other great options on the menu. For vegetarians, each suitable item on the menu is marked with an asterisk for your convenience. However, be sure to pay close attention to the markings, since I noted that some seemingly vegetarian dishes - like the tomato soup, for example - did not have an asterisk. Also of note was the mouth watering list of sandwich options, most cost between $8 and $12, and all served on fresh bread made from scratch right there at the restaurant! By the end of the night, we had already decided that we would be coming back to pay homage to our Founding Farmers again in the near future. The service was excellent, the food came out fast, and knowing that you’re supporting a great place should make seeing the bill a little easier! I’d suggest making reservations if you plan to go during peak dinner hours or Sunday brunch.

Founding Farmers is opened for breakfast, lunch, and dinner; Everyday 8-11 am. The Bar is opened till 12.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Cab Savvy: Ravenswood Vintners Blend Cabernet Sauvignon


Given the name of this column, it is only fitting that I begin with a tasty but modestly priced Cabernet Sauvignon. Cab Savs are one of the most popular Californian wines available nowadays. This is probably due not just to its accessible taste but also due to the ease of producing these grapes. They are known to be thick skinned and resistant to rot. The grape has gained and held international prominence due to its use in the Bordeaux region of France. It made the trans-Atlantic voyage to California and has been incorporated into fantastic wines there. Ravenswood is a winery that has been around since California began to gain prominence during the 1970s. They have been consistently known as "the peoples'" vineyard, producing delicious yet modestly priced wines. Their credo, one which we similarly propagate here, is that everyone, no matter their wallet-size, should be able to enjoy wine. With that in mind they launched their Vintners Blend Series. They combine their own grapes with specially selected but admittedly cheaper wines. From these they create blends that at $10 a bottle are more than worth their cost.

The Cabernet Sauvignon can be found at many local liquor and wine stores. The Watergate Liquor store, West End Market, the Wine Specialist, and Columbian Plaza all stock it. I would open this wine about 30 minutes to an hour before you plan on enjoying it. It is a rich, dark, and tasty wine. A friend and I got tastes of plum and pepper from it. Pair it with a nice meaty dinner. Beef, pork, even a richer chicken (perhaps parmigiana or Marsala). Share it with a friend over some bitter chocolate or a strong cheese. Oxygen can only help this wine so pour small glasses and really give it some time. Make any evening special with this accessible yet inexpensive bottle. Until next week, keep getting cab saavy.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Restaurant Week: Mie n Yu


My last stop on the restaurant week tour was Mie n Yu. I will say it from the get go, I love this restaurant. The concept and decor are fantastic. The food is consistently delicious. And who can complain about the communal Turkish bathrooms where your hands are washed for you. I typically will choose one restaurant during Restaurant week that I already know and love. I have been to Mie n Yu a few times in the past. While it has never failed to please, I am typically forced to stick to the small plates menu due to the price. This week gave me the opportunity to really try a full sampling of the menu.

The notion behind the restaurant is a travel down the ancient Silk Road, the trade route stretching from the Mediterranean to Asia, passing through the Middle East and North Africa. I started out with the Afghan mantu; basically beef and scallion dumplings. They were a tasty way to start out a great meal. For the main course I chose a Moroccan beef dish. It was delectable and fantastically tender. My dessert was the pumpkin cheesecake, delicious yet light enough for a three-course meal. The food, as always, was quite good. The service, even given the fact that it was a Friday night during Restaurant Week, was likewise great. However, the reason I was first attracted to Mie n Yu, and the reason that I continue to return is the atmosphere. This evening in particular reflected in the belly dancer that visited our table. Of course my friend told this dancer it was my birthday (facetiously), so the period between dinner and dessert was filled by me stumbling around with a belly dancer in the middle of the restaurant. It is hard to imagine a better evening than one filled with good friends, great food, and surrounded by the allure and spice of the silk road.


Ultimately, another expensive but fantastic opportunity to sample some of DC's best restaurants has come and gone. I can't say I regret any of my choices, though likely will be making different ones come August. I hope you all made the most of this week and I would urge you to look into many of the restaurants (Mie n Yu included) that have extended their Restaurant Week specials until the end of the month. Until August then, happy dining.

The Sunday Dinner: A Culinary Vacation


As February is finally drawing to a close we are at long last flirting with springtime. Unfortunately for us thought, the forecast says cloudy skies and brisk winds so for at least a few days yet Washington will have to linger under the dreary mantle of monochromatic gray. Don't let it get you down though, this Sunday dinner pairs exotic flavors and vibrant colors from around the globe so even though your body is stuck in the city your taste buds can take off for warmer climbs.

The Menu:


The Starter Moroccan Carrot Salad


The Main Course Chicken Curry with Turmeric

Pair a bottle of Cederberg Bukettraube available at The Wine Specialist on M Street between 22nd and New Hampshire. The semi-sweet South African white will compliment the spice of the curry chicken quite nicely.

Bon Voyage.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Restaurant Week: Zengo


My second stop on the Restaurant Week tour brought me to Zengo. The highly lauded Latin American/Asian fusion restaurant in the Chinatown/Metro Center area. Favorable reviews from the Washingtonian, along with several suggestions from friends, forced me to try this place out during restaurant week.

Walking in one is overcome by the sheer hipness of the place. Some nouveau pop music plays in a dimly lit tastefully furnished bar area. Most of the tables sit upstairs. Our table wasn't ready right away but given the fact that it's restaurant week, that's certainly to be expected. Our server was lively and attentive at first. As is typical during restaurant week, once he realized we were in fact broke students this attentiveness seemed to quickly flag. The mix between Asian and Latin American was at first hearing a bit strange, however the food certainly proved it a delicious if interesting match.


I chose the Give-and-Take Salad for a starter. This delicious and light appetizer was full of Asian noodles, mandarin oranges, an pecans. My friend began with the Miso soup which he likewise enjoyed. The appetizers came out within minutes of ordering, obviously prepared ahead of time to deal with the restaurant week crowds. As a main course I went with the beef brisket served over creamy mashed potatoes. The brisket was as tender as it was tasty. My friend's salmon and spinach was likewise quite nice. Unfortunately, my main course was served while I was barely halfway through the appetizer. My friend's main course was served a while later. The food again tasted as if it had been prepared ahead of time, otherwise undermining a very good dish. For dessert I had the guava flan. It was absolutely delicious; sweet, fruity, and fantastic. Ultimately, a great deal for the price.

The service was a bit lackluster throughout but given the circumstances of restaurant week, it is certainly understandable. I will likely not be making a repeat restaurant week visit in August but definitely recommend the place for any first-timers.

This Weekend Under $100: Jaleo and Spy Museum


I dislike tourists. I dislike the gangs of wide-eyed, camera-wielding, families that crowd the landmarks of this city. I dislike waiting for 25 minutes at Metro Center to catch a train because it's so full of these tourists and then being held up in line because some tourist is attempting to wave their metro paper ticket over the smart-trip scanner. Perhaps it's for this reason I do not visit traditional "tourist spots" enough. It's been years since I've seen any of the museums, something for which I harbor a good deal of remorse given their cost and accessibility. This week's Weekend Under $100 takes us to one of these traditional "tourist spots," Washington DC's Spy Museum.


Yes, the Spy Museum. I know that perhaps it seems to attract a younger crowd. I know that your little brother/sister loved it. But I can assure you, the Spy Museum's nighttime tour is not designed for pre-teens. In fact, only those 19 and up are actually allowed to attend. This special evening tour of the museum is the regular tour on crack. You step into the role of an intelligence officer and jump into an exciting and fully interactive mission. It is absolutely the best way to enjoy the Spy Museum. For those who haven't been it's a must, for those who have it's a good opportunity to experience a DC monument. For those who have, it is an entirely new experience that is certainly worth the visit. The tour/mission ends in the Spy City Bar where a free drink is included with the ticket price. Personal favorite would be the IRS Raspberry.

But no one wants to visit a museum on an empty stomach. First, swing by Metro Center's Jaleo, by far one of the best tapas spots the city has to offer. Not only that, they boast a fantastic restaurant week menu, allowing you to choose 5 different tapas at the fixed price of $35. Given this restaurant's popularity, and the fact that it's restaurant week, I would recommend a reservation. It's hard to go wrong with the restaurant week choices but personal favorites would include the endive salad, the garbanzo bean stew, the bacon-wrapped dates, and the scallops. Order a pitcher of delicious sangria to enjoy the full experience.

With a satisfied belly, head right down the street to the Spy Museum. Enjoy your tour and the gratuitous drink. If you enjoy it enough stick around for another (not gratuitous this time around). I absolutely refuse to end this post in some trite, unfunny, spy reference so with that I leave you to a fantastic weekend.

Directions to Jaleo: Orange/Blue line to Metro Center. Transfer to Red and get off at Gallery Place. Walk one block South.

Directions to Spy Museum: Walk North on 7th St, take a left on F Street.

Jaleo Dinner: $35
Sangria: $20
Spy Museum Ticket: $22
Total: $79 plus tax and tip